Why?

I apologize in advance to any of my readers that find these things attractive, but these shoes are nothing short of ATROCIOUS. Not only are they dangerous to their owner, but they are a threat to everyone within kicking distance. wham...bam... In my opinion, the only reason I can find for these shoes being designed, made, AND sold are to replace the need for pepper spray on a shoe enthusiast's keychain. That all being said, good luck to the daring ladies wearing these, you'll be repelling muggers and potential friends/ boo-loves with only one accessory... Fucking congrats!